Quick, Tell Me About Yourself

An Unwilling Impressionist

Part 1

"I... uh... There is a lot I haven't done in life."
"Boring. Tell me something interesting. You have 15 seconds."
"I enjoy cycling. And I enjoy mountain biking too. I don't get out a lot.  Why are you doing this?"
"Not important. I feel like I don't even know you."
"Why?"
"Tell me about yourself, don't tell me you are going to waste your last chance at being you."
"I love my girlfriend. I wish I could have done anything else with my life. I hate my job. I don't know who I am... I don't... Please stop."
"No it's alright. You are now Alexi Jordans. I am now you. BANG. Ha."

I flinched. I sobbed. And I heard that bastard drive away with my life.